Two years and Twenty Pounds Ago.....

Well, I had lost twenty pounds, but then my fat cells, being both co-dependent AND quite social, left, made friends, and came back home. I stopped writing creatively for quite a while in order to pursue other interests. To be more precise, other PINterests. I am a Pinterest junkie. I steal creativity and motivation from others and feed my own sense of self worth and accomplishment with pirated Inspirational Wooden Signs and bread machine recipes. Another reason I quit writing was that I just didn't want to risk being vulnerable for a while. I'm typically a pretty open book, but just hit a patch where I didn't want to articulate the truth about things I had been feeling. That, and I had a crap DELL that kept shutting down spontaneously and losing half of what I had just written and I was frustrated as ALL HECK. My words are meticulously custom crafted to each individual writing. The DELL would dump me, erase half of my genius genius work brilliantly smithed into profound sentences, and I couldn't remember what the heck I had written. Besides, I now have a cat and a Keurig. No writer is worth their cloud-space in Google Docs without a feline and a significant caffeine addiction.

However, I return to this media NOT to entertain the masses with my wit and enlightening perspective, but as safe, low level accountability for a smoothie cleanse. I'm starting Monday, so I'm revving up to it. TODAYS BREAKFAST 12 oz Energizing Arabica Bean Antioxidant 12%fat Calcium Protein Boost sweetened with Stevia Extract. This is also what is known as "Coffee with Half and Half". We shall see how the rest of the week goes.